1. In 2010, many “DIY” Robot kits are easily available, so you can order them online, get it delivered, unpack and assemble them to make your own robot.
2. Plug-and-copy programming cassettes for Martial Arts, Music, Dance, Language and GK come as freebies. They easily make your Robo smarter, so you don’t have to break your head in writing codes.
3. A fresher graduate and a HSC pass are the ideal assistants for a scientist building the World’s “most advanced” robo.
4. Technology in 2010 has suddenly become advanced that you can virtually see-through the foetus with a multi-purpose ‘eye-sized’ device, far better than the latest 6-tonne CT/MRI scanners.
5. The robo designed for battle fields is also programmed to sing classical songs and perform break dances, so that it can entertain the soldiers relaxing in the borders.
6. The robo when produced in large scale for Indian defence, will come up with a Caution note : “Ensure you drive the generator trucks to the battle front, for charging the robots in “sleeping” mode.
7. The authorities at the institute want Chitti to have lot of feelings and emotions, so that if required, it can play gay for his fellow soldiers.
8. An humanoid robo will always introduce itself with its speed and memory specifications, just like human beings announce their height and weight.
9. A complex humanoid robo cannot follow a simple instruction to walk forward just because it is built by the bad man.
10. The same robo, purportedly built to kill people, can be easily knocked off the ground with bare-hands, just in case it accidentally tries to “kill” you.
11. A robot during test run has to be handled carefully, or it may misinterpret commands like “shoot” lie on ground and start mating actions.
12. Rajini has plenty of time for extra-curricular activities, like making a Merc Roadster run automatically through infrared signals.
13. A mother of a scientist is always dumb so as to think that a humanoid robot gets energy from masala dosas and sh*ts every morning.
14. When Chitti is in a romantic mood, its metal limbs become soft and cushioned so that when he plays with Aish hurled up in air, she does not get hurt.
15. When a scientist is clean shaven, it certainly means that he is not currently busy with his research or his creation is completed.
16. Only a super-robo can help a student cheat her exams not you or me, even if we have bluetooth or wifi gadgets.
17. Goons and Rowdies in India have amazing stamina. They can handle over two dozen blows each, even if they are smacked off by metal ‘arms’.
18. When you increase the volume of an expensive HiFi to its rated maximum, not only the glasses shatter due to shockwaves, the system themselves may blow up.
19. When people climb on the back of Chitti, they too acquire its fire-resistance capabilities and they come out of fire-engulfed building totally unharmed.
20. Slum dwellers nowadays watch too many commercials of Sanitarywares that they have started bathing in their own makeshift bath tubs.
21. A woman so concerned about her modesty, can sometimes forget about it. For instance, she thinks its ‘cool’ to stay naked in the bath tub, even when the house is on fire.
22. The Chennai police are so excited with their newly acquired sub-machine guns that they try them generously on the robo, not bothered about Aishwarya, whom they are supposed to save, sitting just besides.
23. When the self-thinking robo plans to replicate itself, it follows the same procedure of ordering DIY kits through Amazon, this time in bulk quantities. 24. The assembling of these complex robos are usually done on chairs like the ones you are sitting on right now.
25. The magazine casing for the newly developed finger tip gun can be made of plastics, similar to Mach 3 turbo razor pack.
26. A robo designed to replace 100 soldiers on international borders, can be easily turned off by hitting the red color emergency button on its chest.
27. Power from a car battery is sufficient for an android robo to perform its “heavy” duties, equivalent to what gasoline or electricity can give.
28. The robos can combine to form a 10 storey tall gigantic, powerful serpent, but it simply fires the enemies with a single gun (read ‘tongue’).
29. Their leather jackets are so durable that when the robos make a formation and drill through the surface, they are still as good as new.
30. When ALL robos are called to line up for the black sheep identification parade, Dr. Rajini also has to join them as there is no place to hide.
31. The research scientists in Robot institute often develop ideas when they are on tour, so they made a hitech bus with all consoles and park it outside ready for the next trip.
32. Nowadays judgment in courts are rapidly settled, sometimes ‘instantly’. For eg, it takes less than 2 min for the judges to reverse the death sentence they just gave to Rajini.
Courtesy – SantyXtra/IMDB