koi Aitraaz nahi!!! – Desi version of Disclosure

 

Akshay Kumar and Priyanka Chopra in Aitraaz

Aitraaz**
Dir: Abbas-Mustan
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra

Saw it at Liberty yesterday wid Bhatta. Da movie is cool, definitely worth a dekko once, though it has atrocious songs but decent acting by akshay n kareena but anu kapoor n paresh rawal were at their normal best.

In short : Bold courtroom drama, no pondy as one would expect !! desi version of

Disclosure.

what I liked about the movie was it was bold for Indian standards, I’m many will take cue from abbas-mastan and make more controversial movies in da future.

 

 

da world loves Billu!!

Gates Gets 4M Spam Messages Each Day

And You Thought You Needed A Filter

POSTED: 1:07 pm EST November 18, 2004

SINGAPORE — Bill Gates, the chairman and founder of Microsoft, receives millions of e-mail messages a day, said Steve Ballmer, the company’s chief executive.”Bill literally receives 4 million pieces of e-mail per day, most of it spam,” Ballmer said Thursday.Spam or junk e-mails are unsolicited messages, generally advertising goods or services and usually sent to many e-mail accounts simultaneously.

Ballmer said Microsoft has special technology that just filters spam intended for Gates. In addition, several Microsoft employees are dedicated to ensuring that nothing unwanted gets into his inbox.”Literally, there’s a whole department, almost, that takes care of it,” he said.Ballmer was in Singapore for the company’s Government Leader’s forum, which ends Friday.

now dat this story has come out another 6 billion around da world would try thier luck in paiining him,

billg@microsoft.com is his id :):) add him on all your groups :):)

or u can cofrim reciept by calling him :)
William Gates, President | Microsloth Corporation
Voice: 206-555-9595 | One Process Way
Fax: 206-555-9797 | Redmond WA 95120

KOTAK bank sucks big time….

 SUCKS BIG TIME!!!
these guys charged me 110.2 bucks for stopping a cheque… as if it was some super stealth CIA operation. Its 4 times what ICICI charges, I don`t think its justified in any sense.Its not about the 100 bucks, its about principle, one has to stand up against these corporates before they cheat others. 
I think I will have to move my account to ICICI.

Key Issues in the Year 2029

 

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formally known as California).

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floridians still don’t know how to use a voting machine.

 

Saw Naach yesterday @ INOX

Abhishek Bachchan and  Antra Mali in Naach
I saw Naach yesterday at the newly open INOX at Nariman point.. Its a Hatke movie, what every director tries to make…  one needs to commend Ramu in his effort to make a movie as per his ideas and without the distributors whims :):)
nice move, somewot like Abhiman (amitabh, jaya starrer of the 70’s). smooth flow in da movie, no major dialogs and comedy one crazy dance sequence though ..  
I would give 3 out of 5 for it.. You definitely can watch it once.

BBC e-mail – Find out your personality type

really cool stuff… I did my test :))


 “What am I like? The Personality Test”
Find out your personality type at:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/whatamilike/

 

Skype is cool!!!

Skype is for calling other people on their computers or phones. Download Skype and start calling for free all over the world.

 

and u thought only murali had naturally bent fingers & hands!!

Bend it like Patel

Here’s another Patel making news internationally. Radheyshyam Patel is hoping for a place in the record books for his ability to break eggs on the back of his hand by bending his fingers backwards.

He broke 21 eggs in 30 seconds at a public demonstration in the city of Raipur.

He beat the record set earlier this year by Bangalore man K S Raghavendra who cracked 13 eggs in 30 seconds, reports Asian News International.

Patel, of Mahasamund, places an egg on the back of his hand and then uses the other hand to bend his fingers backwards.

He said, “My fingers naturally turn towards the back of my palm.”