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My wishlist for 2005.

1. no more tsunamis, riots, cyclones n earthquakes in the world.
2. Sensex should touch 10000 pts.
3. UPA govt should legalize cricket betting.
4. Bal Thackeray should retire.
5. Prices of flats in Bombay should be affordable.
6. Local trains should have A/C’s and everyone should have seats for their bums.
7. People in slums should be housed below flyovers.
8. All movies should be Tax free.
9. Sachin should be incarnated as GOD.
10. Laptops should cost 10k.
11. SMS should be .10p
12. Ugly women like mayawti, sushma,uma, mamta should be banned from politics.
13. Children should be given sex education .
14. India & Pak fought against poverty and population.
15. Dubya eats a pretzel and loses memory.
16. City should be renamed back to Bombay.
17. South Bombay be declared snob zone.
18. Ambani brothers take sanyas.
19. Kingfisher airlines works out cheaper than A/c 3 tier.
20. Firefox has all bugs and plugins fixed.
21. Every politician has a lie detector fixed while he speaks in the Parliament.
22. Our rickshaw drivers be admitted to the Daytona 500 races..
23. The Japanese probe finds out the American lunar mission was a hoax.
24. Farmers in India not commit suicide.
25. Children all over could travel without tickets or visas 🙂

Please add in the comments wid your wishlist for 2005 :))

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    Anonymous

    January 2, 2005

    Why should children travel free and without visas? How does that affect you at all? You're far from being a child and unless you're hiding something you don't have children that you have to pay for when you travel … or do you?

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    Bombayite

    January 2, 2005

    I guess the only solution to solve the worlds mess is lets da kids explore da world… the division between the have and have nots would automatically eliminated once the future genaration knows what it means to be One World….piax…

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    Anonymous

    January 2, 2005

    Hey thts a cute wish list and i agree with quite a few of them….and i like ur tsunami post too,rather the pic helped me explain my mom,how tsunamis occur graphically….:-) Take care, regards, Neha.

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    Roshan

    January 2, 2005

    my own wishlist:-1. A dynamic smart young Indian prime-minister2. Sensex touching 150003. to learn how to fly4. Satish gets a girlfriend ;-)5. Dubai gets more single Indian women ;-)My predictions:-1. Sensex touches 7000 2. Reliance sees more turmoil.3. The big banks enter India.4. India really becomes the back office of the world.5. Bombay real estate does become cheaper!! 6. Kingfisher Air fails miserably – Winner is Deccan or Sahara or Jet in a new avatar7. India becomes noticably richer in the smaller towns

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    Anonymous

    January 3, 2005

    heymy wish lists has only one things everybody's happiness

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