Things you can expect this Super Saturday.
- Mahila Agadhi and Pichadi will protest against Akshay’s BLUE Film.
- China will ask Dalai Llama not to save the Frog from the Rain Forest.
- India will ask Mithun not to do any more Karate- Kung Fu Movies.
- Pakistan will get 5 Billion dollars by Western Union from America for the show they have put since the last week.
- KRK will still be around in Big Boss and claim he is a millionaire, Moron doesn’t know that a guy living in Dharavi is also worth more than 10 lakhs.
- Muhurat Trading on BSE/NSE is smarter option than buying the yellow metal.
- All Telecom operators will keep SMS costs higher and not deliver them, Use email or lick some stamps its cheaper.
- Your Bai, Kachrawali, Car/Bike Washwala, Watchman, BMC Water, BMC Garbage, Postman, TeleGram wala will visit you before your family or loved ones reach you.
- Naxalites will take a break and stitch new uniforms.
- Millions of ever optimistic Indians will celebrate Diwali for a prosperous life and happiness.
Happy Diwali to all my freinds and thier loved ones, Hope you have a happy, prosperous & profitable year and years to come.
cheers.
cheers to you and wifey too old fellow!